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June 11 2015




“its not every day your young man turns eleven now, is it?”

*cries when harry has to be left with the dursleys*  *spends the first term asking harry’s parents’ friends for pictures of them to give to harry at christmas* *invites harry and friends round for tea and a natter once a week* *cares a lot about harry’s wellbeing and safety* *cheers him on at quidditch every single match*

fandom: sirius was the closest thing harry had to a parent

I never thought about it this way.



Pete Wentz tweets him congratulating with taking part in Oscar-winning movie, Nick Jonas casually heybuddyes him, Snoop Dogg takes pictures of him, and again, PETE WENTZ prank calls him.

teenager Dan would not believe that all this will happen.

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♈️ Aries and Leo ♌️

♏️ Scorpio and Capricorn ♑️

♋️ Cancer and Pisces ♓️

♉️ Taurus and Virgo ♍️

♐️ Sagittarius and Aquarius ♒️

♊️ Gemini and Libra ♎️



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did you know soap doesn’t really clean your hands it just makes the water molecules smaller so the water can go into smaller crevices in your skin isn’t that the weirdest shit you’ve read today

my whole life has been a lie

this post makes me so angry because i see 5 times a day and that’s not how anything works soap bonds to the damn oil and dirt molecules and then the water rinses it away how the hell would it make water molecules smaller that’s not how anything works

why is there a car insurance link on this post


why does everyone care about being mature for their age like maybe i fucking like drinking from juice boxes and eating my popcorn like a fucking lizard fight me about it

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a lake in montana whose water is so clear it appears shallow, when really its over 100 feet deep!

this is actually kinda terrifying because what if someone doesn’t know how deep it is, so they go diving and try to swim to the bottom, but they always seem just out of reach, so they just keep swimming… and when they realize something’s wrong it’s too late

Imagine seeing a body at the bottom….

tumblr has the ability to turn everything beautiful into something terrifying 

What if you see a skeleton at the bottom of what appears to be a shallow part of the lake. As you dive down to check them out you notice the water is deeper than you originally thought. Much deeper. You come to realize that there is no way these remains could be human, you’re not even half-way down and already the skull already looks bigger than your car

This started so tranquil and then it turned into Friday the 13th

where exactly is this




“I wonder what ever happened to the Potters’ cat?” - A good chunk of the fandom talking about the cat that Harry nearly ran over on his toy broomstick

Well, I have a theory!

See, I think that the cat was in the house when Voldemort came. But fear not! He survived. He hid in the shadows as a giant man came by, followed by the man who petted him when Lily and James weren’t looking. The giant took the screaming baby and left. The man eventually left as well. A rat scurried into the house and transformed into another man. The cat recognized him. He had never trusted this man. And now he knew why. He was a rat. But then the man leaves and officials arrive and start moving things. The cat ultimately leaves as he realizes that there’s nothing there for him anymore.

So the years pass and the cat gets taken in and abandoned by family after family before ultimately finding himself in a pet shop in Diagon Alley. And it’s there that a girl adopts him.

You can probably tell where I’m going with this.

The cat immediately realizes that the girl’s friend’s rat was the man from before - the bad man. And so the cat tries to get him with every chance that he gets. Unfortunately, it’s to no avail.

But one day, while patrolling the grounds, the cat comes across the other man - the nice one, the one who was a self-proclaimed ‘dog person’ but still had stroked the cat’s ears when he had thought that the two were alone. And ‘dog person’ was a fitting description. The man was now a dog. Yet, he was a kind dog, just as he had been a kind man. And so the cat helped him into the castle. The cat even protected the man when the boy wanted to attack.

Seriously though, it makes sense!

Crookshanks = The Potters’ old cat.


Thank God! Because Rowling built Crookshanks up and up and up, but then nothing ever came of it. I’m still waiting for that shoe to drop.

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“Starting to root for this guy” as in “They sent me to kill her and I made another call” kind of root for this guy? Did he and Coulson make a deal after the whole whoops-Black-Widow-is-now-an-asset-sorry-Coulson deal where Coulson made Hawkeye promise to tell him when he started rooting for the person he was supposed to shoot in the head? How many times has this been a problem for Hawkeye? Is he, like, known in SHIELD for being the agent who might adopt the target you sent him to kill?

I firmly believe that this is what happened with him and Natasha. Like, Fury gives Clint the order, the next thing he knows Barton’s dragging Natasha in being like BOSS CAN I PLEASE KEEP HER I PROMISE TO CLEAN UP ANY BODY PARTS SHE LEAVES LYING AROUND PLEASE PLEASE PLEEEEEEEEASE

And his instincts aren’t bad, he manages to pick out people who will actually be assets, so it makes Coulson think twice when he says it?



Coulson (heard in the distance): “godDAMN IT BARTON”

June 10 2015





you ever been so stressed that youre calm

this is my constant state

my chill is fake

“How are you so calm?!”
“I’ve passed beyond stressed, beyond hysteria, into the grey misty indifference of complete shutdown of all but emergency services in my brain.”

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It’s a beautiful day to build a festival. Here’s what Sherwood Court looks like today!

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i feel this

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something truly amazing happened to me today.

I went to the post office to drop off some mail and there was a quilt waiting for me. a woman from new zealand, a total stranger, wrote me a letter on a page from my book and basically explained that she follows me on Instagram and can see that sometimes I “struggle a bit with days that feel blue.”

she wanted me to remember that things are okay and sometimes a hug is the answer. she sent me a beautiful quilt that she made herself. she went on to explain how making quilts got her through her own rough patch.

the part that kills me is that she described herself as a “nobody who lives at the bottom of the globe” when actually she has proven the exact opposite. SHE IS A SOMEBODY and I AM A SOMEBODY and the world can be a very hard place sometimes but LOTS OF GOOD PEOPLE are out there, connected in ways now that we weren’t before.

I try to remember that when I feel like shit, that there are good humans and I’m hopefully one of them, and emoting outwardly and online helps us all find each other. it’s easy to forget sometimes that it’s okay and feelings are okay and sharing is okay.

I am still completely floored by this act of generosity and pure human kindness. I can’t believe someone out here in the world used their own two hands and made me a quilt. it means so much and I’m not sure I deserve it but I’m very grateful.

This is so sweet and the quilt is so lovely! 

It’s easy to forget that what we do on the internet affects others. Social media makes it easier to connect with random strangers across the world, and those connections can be just as meaningful as ones that happen face to face. <3






why would you ever idolize cops when firefighters exist

yeah seriously have you ever heard of “corrupt firefighter” 

what would a ‘corrupt firefighter’ even be. he put out that fire with a little TOO much water. he was a little rough with the cat he rescued from a tree for a little old lady

how on earth do you possibly fuck up that bad

We actually had a string of arrsonist fires set by fireman so they could keep there jobs






why would you ever idolize cops when firefighters exist

yeah seriously have you ever heard of “corrupt firefighter” 

what would a ‘corrupt firefighter’ even be. he put out that fire with a little TOO much water. he was a little rough with the cat he rescued from a tree for a little old lady

how on earth do you possibly fuck up that bad

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reasons why my grandpa is the best:

  • he made my wife and i (i’m a woman) a giant banner for our one year anniversary 
  • when i was pregnant, the baby was kicking and when he touched my belly, the baby stopped and he called him a little shit
  • he once called and left a voicemail asking how to spell styrofoam
  • he flipped a table bc he saw someone hit a dog
  • he beat skrim in 4 days
  • he served in the korean war and when he came home, he learned korean so if he ever ran into a korean vet, he could “give them the same respect he’d give an american vet”
  • my son has two moms and there was a “special guy in your life” day at his school for father’s day so my grandpa went and showed up in dress pants and a pressed shirt bc he “didn’t want to embarrass him”. also, there was a little boy who didn’t have anyone there and grandpa asked if he could be his “special guy” and the little boy beamed
  • he knows all of the secrets to the zelda games
  • he’s had 4 open heart surgeries and can still kick your ass
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